Why did the boy become an
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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My dog is a nuisance.
| Bicycle jokes
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
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Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
| Face jokes
Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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Why are football grounds odd?
| Sport jokes
Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
| Children jokes
Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy! Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.