So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?"
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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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What do you call an ant in space ?
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What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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The producer of a low budget film is
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The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead." The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?" "Well, no," the Pr
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
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Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.