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A Catholic Priest and
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. “What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest. “Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest. “Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi. “If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it’s possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest. “O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi. The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, “With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.” “And then?” asked the Rabbi. The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, “With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I’m in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope.” “Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Good grief!” shouted the Priest. “What do you expect me to become, GOD?” “Well,” said the Rabbi, “One of our boys made it!”
Q: What do blondes and
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
A little boy came running into the kitchen.
A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I’d rather have three cakes and one candle.
Why is Dick Clark a
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What medicine would you give an ill ant
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?”
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” – I said, “Dust!”
Scientists have discovered a food
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.