A middle-aged
| Divorce jokes
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an
| Religious jokes
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show y
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What happens if you cross
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid
| Dog jokes
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
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What tea do footballers drink ?
| Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don’t know how to cook !