Out for the Count

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is

| Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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What is the difference between men and

| Men jokes

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are

| Dirty jokes

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough t

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How do you know when there is an elephant under

| Bed jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Did you hear about the blind porcupine?

| Blind jokes

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

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Out for the Count by Esau Stars