Where did the newlywed horses stay?
| Horse jokes
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
| Car and train jokes
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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The auditors have just left,
| Accountant jokes
The auditors have just left, sir. "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Why did the monster stop playing with his
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
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Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires?” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything?” asked his partner. “Not a thing,” answered Cole. “Good!” said Edney. “Don’t touch the other one or you’ll drop dead!”