A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter

| Easter jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.

| Humor jokes

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

| Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as

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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark,” said his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.”