Why are astronauts successful

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30

| School jokes

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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What do you get when you cross an Owl

| Dirty jokes

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying

| Zoo jokes

Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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What do Scottish owls sing?

| Bird jokes

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

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Yo mama so fat

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !