Why did the condom
| Dirty jokes
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
| Witch jokes
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
| Bed jokes
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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What is a mosquito's favourite sport
| Insect jokes
What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.