At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare
| Waiter jokes
Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
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QUESTION: What is the difference between a
| Women jokes
QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
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One day there
| Clinton jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy
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Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
| Aviation jokes
Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.. "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.