How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
| Cowboy jokes
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
| Accountant jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves
| Restaurant jokes
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
| Divorce jokes
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?