Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
| Space jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
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Now as I understand it, Sir, said the
| Police jokes
Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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Police in Oakland, California spent two
| Idiot and fool jokes
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
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A man walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"
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Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”