Why was the young vampire a failure?
| Vampire jokes
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
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What happens to you at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
| Dirty jokes
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inh
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I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.
| Birthday jokes
I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
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What type of wind is named after Santa
| Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!