What did the spider say when he broke his new
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
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How does a girl vampire flirt?
| Vampire jokes
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
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What do you get if you cross a spider and an
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
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A small twin-prop
| Aviation jokes
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain wh
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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
| Horse jokes
Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.