What kind of hair do oceans have
| Hair and bald jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
| Rabbit jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
| Religious jokes
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi. "I suppose that if m
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Why do elephants squirt
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !