What famous painting do cows love to look
| Cow jokes
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass
| Old age jokes
I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. H
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What do you get from pampered cows?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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What do you get if you cross a wireless
| Hair and bald jokes
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
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How did rich people
| Money jokes
How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they’ve lost their locks.