Why did the vampire attack the clown?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
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A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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Q: What are the three types of men?
| Men jokes
Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on t
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What animals are poor dancers?
| Dance jokes
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.