The parents were very disappointed in the

What goes oo ooo oooo?

| Cow jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting

| Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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Question: What goes up and never comes

| Humor jokes

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”