Policeman: Why
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
| Biologist jokes
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag - nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on. One day they were driving the rugged four-wheel drive down a dirt road
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What's the worst thing about having to kiss
| Old age jokes
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.