What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
| Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
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Andy was away from school for 2 days because
| Children jokes
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
| Pig jokes
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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What does a basketball player do before he
| Sport jokes
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up