The following
| Marriage jokes
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down t
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
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The producer of a low budget film is
| Movie and TV jokes
The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead." The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?" "Well, no," the Pr
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
| Farmer jokes
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Juggler, driving to his next
| Police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and sa
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Get this. said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. “Did he get anything.” his mates asked. “yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”