What did the baby
| Bird jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
| Marriage jokes
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "wh
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Where does a burger feel at home?
| Burger jokes
Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
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Policeman: Didn't you see my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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Q: What's the capital of
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.