What happened to the lizard in the
| Various animal jokes
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
| Lawyer jokes
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
| Pig jokes
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
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Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley
| Religious jokes
Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is ra
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
| Answer me this jokes
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down !