Teacher: Why does the

What happened to the lizard in the

| Various animal jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have

| Lawyer jokes

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

| Pig jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley

| Religious jokes

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is ra

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days

| Answer me this jokes

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down !