A monster goes to a petrol station and
| Car and train jokes
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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If doors
| Internet jokes
If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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What's a rabbits' favourite car?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?