Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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When do vampires bite you?

| Vampire jokes

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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What do you call an road construction

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

| Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly

| Ghost jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.

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Q: What’s the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.