Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
| Religious jokes
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hel
[ read more ]
What purrs along the road and leaves
| Various animal jokes
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
[ read more ]
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
| Criminal jokes
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
[ read more ]
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
| Computer jokes
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
[ read more ]
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
| History jokes
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
[ read more ]
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond? He had him newt-ered.