A Texan walks into a pub in
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's o
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What do you get if you cross a skunk
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
| Blonde jokes
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew
| Rabbit jokes
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What did the apple say to the apple
| Apple jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
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The big bang by Dina Mite