Teacher: This is the third

A murderer,

| Dirty jokes

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and s

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What did the spider say to the fly ?

| Insect jokes

What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

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The swing doors of the Wild

| Cowboy jokes

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I

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On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police

| Police jokes

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards? - Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain. After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backward

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What's a toads favourite sweet ?

| Frog jokes

What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

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Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !