Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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Customer: Why don't you have doggie
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
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Last year's Christmas pudding was so
| Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
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Q. What do you
| Clinton jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'
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Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.