Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
| Bath jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Teacher: Didn't you know the
| School jokes
Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
| Marriage jokes
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. How do you do that? Says the other. It's easy! I turn off the light
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A man in a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving
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Standing at the
| Fishing jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the wate
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.