Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
| Firefighter jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
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What did the bunny say when he only had
| Rabbit jokes
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Q: Did you hear about the new
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. “What’s that for?” she asked. “To make me beautiful,” came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. “Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.