What did the dog take when he was run down?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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When fish play football, who is the
| Sport jokes
When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!
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Why do people dislike going to
| Dentist jokes
Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.