Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
| Ethnic jokes
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
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Deep
| Various animal jokes
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again whi
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I saw a pen in a
| Idiot and fool jokes
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned t
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How many nurses does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.