What goes eek, eek, bang?
| Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
| Burger jokes
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
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Why does a blonde keep
| Blonde jokes
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
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A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. “Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer. “Yes, yes,” the man replied. “Oh! I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn’t know a thing about cars.”