Policeman: What do you think you're
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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Janet: What's the
| Bus jokes
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
| Yo momma jokes
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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What did the mouse say when his friend
| Teeth jokes
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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What do you call a man who has lost 95
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.