What's the worst thing about having to kiss
| Old age jokes
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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Why are diapers like $10 bills?
| Money jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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A man walks into
| Dirty jokes
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to
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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
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A young guy in a
| Aviation jokes
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”