What should you know before you teach your
| Dog jokes
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
| Various animal jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
| E-mail jokes
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
| School jokes
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”. I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”. The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?” I said, “No. I just never learned to write German.”