I saw a pen in a

What should you know before you teach your

| Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

| Various animal jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their

| E-mail jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !

| School jokes

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !

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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”. I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”. The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?” I said, “No. I just never learned to write German.”