When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he

Dad, did you manage to

| Humor jokes

Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little

| Cow jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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Customer: I didn't

| Waiter jokes

Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

| Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

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When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he couldn’t sleep. “She took the bed!”