A local priest and pastor stood by the side
| Religious jokes
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around
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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
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How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to
| Lawyer jokes
How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
| Zoo jokes
Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
| Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?