The Zen Master is visiting New York
| Travel and tourist jokes
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my chan
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Q: What is
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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Customer: I didn’t order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.