Waiter, there is a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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What did the primary rainbow say to the
| Weather jokes
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
| Judge jokes
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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Question: Why do men always give their penis a
| Dirty jokes
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, “That’s not good,” and promised he wouldn’t say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady.” She paused and said, “Yes?” The bird said, “You know.”