What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
| Dog jokes
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating
| Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
| Bird jokes
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
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Why did the nurse always insist on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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Brendan had spent a week
| Aviation jokes
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional
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Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.