A couple was having a discussion about what
| Money jokes
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only wo
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
| Money jokes
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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Do pigs like Backgammon?
| Pig jokes
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
| Aardvark jokes
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
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Three guys are debating about which of their
| Ethnic jokes
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is ev
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Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !