A couple was having a discussion about what

Can you spell a pretty girl with two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you

| Weather jokes

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

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What's black and white all over and

| School jokes

What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!

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After being laid off from five

| Business jokes

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t on a honeymoon, nor would there be any “we” in the first place.”