Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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A University had advertised for two
| Biologist jokes
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not ever
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Men are like vacuum
| Men jokes
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
| Lawyer jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in
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Q: What's Clinton's favorite
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.