What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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What does a baby computer call his
| Baby jokes
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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Where do trees keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian
| Marriage jokes
The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Br
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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, “I was being the ring bear.”