Why are football grounds odd?
| Sport jokes
Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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A whole family was caught in
| Children jokes
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home
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For all of you with teenagers or who have had
| Cat jokes
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane effo
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Science teacher: What happened when
| School jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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What is the most popular game played by
| Weather jokes
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
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Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.” The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.” “What’s wrong with Schmetterlink,” asks the German?