What do you call a deaf fishing boat
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Barber: And how
| Hair and bald jokes
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
| Humor jokes
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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A man and a woman who have never
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift