A German tourist walks into a
| Travel and tourist jokes
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt prett
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
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What's a monsters favorite play?
| Monster jokes
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
| Bath jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati
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What is yellow and goes click-click?
| Beauty jokes
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:'
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How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.