Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
| Hair and bald jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead
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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a
| Marriage jokes
Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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What is an astronomer?
| Space jokes
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
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Tape Recording for Beginners
| Book title jokes
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been?” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”